Albert Einstein and Homer Simpson are stuck in Remote Lighthouse During a Storm and forced to have a deep conversation.

Einstein: "The universe, Homer, is expanding, much like your waistline after a Duff binge, but far more elegantly."

Homer: "Mmm, expanding universe...does that mean there's more donuts out there somewhere, Professor Smarty-pants?"

Einstein: "Perhaps, Homer, perhaps. But the real question is, are those donuts governed by the same laws of physics?"

Homer: "Laws? Donuts only need one law: Get in my belly! Doh!"

Einstein: "But even chaos, Homer, has an underlying order, a beautiful, if sometimes terrifying, equation."

Homer: "Terrifying? Like when Marge finds my secret stash of bacon? That's pretty terrifying."

Einstein: "Precisely! That fear, that disruption, is but a ripple in the fabric of spacetime, my friend."

Homer: "Spacetime? Sounds like a good name for a donut shop! They could have cosmic glaze!"

Einstein: "You see, Homer? Even in your seemingly simple mind, the universe reveals itself, one donut at a time."

Homer: "Woohoo! Now, if you'll excuse me, Professor, I'm gonna go see if there's any beer left. Science is thirsty work!"