Amy Poehler and Leonardo DiCaprio are stuck in Underground Bunker in a False Alarm and forced to have a deep conversation.

Amy: Okay, Leo, deep breaths. This bunker chic is not my vibe, but we can make it work. What's your biggest fear right now, besides running out of organic kale chips?

Leo: Honestly, Amy, it's the planet. I mean, we're in a bunker because someone thought the world was ending, and I'm partly to blame for flying private to that eco-conference.

Amy: Woah, self-awareness! That's Level 10 awesome. But guilt doesn't solve anything. Let's channel that energy into something positive.

Leo: Easier said than done when you're facing existential dread while surrounded by canned goods. Maybe I should just produce a documentary about this bunker experience?

Amy: See? Problem-solving! Now you're thinking like a Pawnee citizen. My only concern is if there's enough space for a Leslie Knope style binder filled with our bunker survival plans.

Leo: Leslie Knope? Right, the hyper-organized one. I guess I'm more of a "let's-wing-it-and-hope-for-the-best" kind of survivor.

Amy: Winging it is great, but sometimes you need a plan B, or a plan C through Z. That's where optimism and a good spreadsheet come in.

Leo: You know, maybe you're right. Optimism *is* a superpower. So, what's plan B if the alarm isn't a false one?

Amy: Plan B is to build a kickass community down here, teach everyone improv, and start a bunker-based government.

Leo: A government? Okay, now you're scaring me more than the actual apocalypse. Maybe I will stick to documentaries.