Amy Poehler and Mike Tyson are stuck in Underground Metro System Failure and forced to have a deep conversation.

Here's their subterranean soul-searching:

1. Amy: Okay, Mike, deep breaths. We're trapped, but trapped together! What's the *most* important thing we can learn from this, besides how to not be late again?

2. Mike: Life, Amy, it's like gettin' punched in the face. Gotta get back up, no matter the pain. This subway, it's just a round.

3. Amy: Exactly! It's all about bouncing back! But maybe, also, about figuring out *why* we keep getting punched in the face in the first place, y'know?

4. Mike: Why? 'Cause life ain't fair. But ya can train yourself to take the hits. Internal fortitude, that's the key.

5. Amy: But isn't there more? Like, connecting with people, finding the joy even when the train's not moving and you're stuck with a former boxing champ?

6. Mike: Joy? Even in the dark? Hmm... maybe findin' out someone got your back, even if they're kinda goofy, like you.

7. Amy: Goofy is the new powerful, Mike! We can find power in vulnerability, in admitting we're a little lost, even in a smelly subway tunnel.

8. Mike: Lost... yeah, I been lost most of my life. Maybe bein' lost is how you find where you're supposed to be.

9. Amy: That's beautiful, Mike! See? We're learning! We're like subterranean self-help gurus!

10. Mike: Self-help... sounds like more punches. But if it gets us outta this hole, I'm in.