Antonin Scalia and Walt Disney are stuck in Underground Bunker in a False Alarm and forced to have a deep conversation.

Here's their imagined conversation:

"This whole debacle," Scalia boomed, adjusting his spectacles, "is a prime example of unchecked executive power; a mere alarm, and we're sequestered like criminals!"

Disney chuckled, a twinkle in his eye, "But Tony, think of the possibilities! An underground city, powered by imagination! We could build Tomorrowland down here!"

"Tomorrowland? Absurd! The Constitution doesn't mention fantastical realms, Walt. We're bound by original intent, not flights of fancy."

"Original intent, sure," Disney replied, "but isn't the intent of the Constitution to create a more perfect union? And isn't happiness part of that perfection?"

Scalia huffed. "Happiness is a derivative, not a right. The law is the law, regardless of sentiment."

"Sentiment matters, Tony," Disney insisted, "It’s the heart of every story, the reason people believe in something bigger than themselves."

"Belief without foundation is dangerous, Walt. Like believing in fairy dust instead of concrete principles."

Disney countered, "But concrete crumbles, Tony. Belief, that's what endures. It builds castles in the sky that become reality."

Scalia sighed. "You and your castles. I see no castles, only reinforced concrete and a colossal waste of taxpayer dollars."

Disney smiled, "Then close your eyes, Tony. Just for a moment. Imagine the magic."