Arnold Schwarzenegger and Quentin Tarantino are stuck in Submarine on Lockdown and forced to have a deep conversation.

Arnold: "This metal sardine can is giving me flashbacks to 'Predator', only the hunter is the crushing pressure, not an alien motherfucker. What's your take, Quentin?"

Quentin: "Pressure? Nah, Arnie, pressure's just a narrative device! We're trapped, sure, but think of the *dialogue* possibilities! The tension, man, it's thicker than Mia Wallace's milkshake."

Arnold: "Dialogue is good, but escaping is better. I need to be out there, pumping iron, not pondering the existential dread of the deep."

Quentin: "Existential? Please. This is a goddamn *movie*! We're in a high-stakes, underwater thriller, just waiting for the third act twist!"

Arnold: "There is no twist, Quentin. Only cold steel and the abyss. You need to have a plan B, always. I will be back."

Quentin: "Plan B? I got plan Z! We're gonna MacGyver our way out of this kraken's asshole with a rusty spoon and some chewing gum, I guarantee it!"

Arnold: "Your confidence is... admirable. But sometimes, you need brute force, not just clever words. Sometimes you need to crush your enemies and hear the lamentations of their women."

Quentin: "Lamentations are good, but witty banter while crushing is even better! Imagine the one-liners!"

Arnold: "One-liners will not save us from the imploding hull, Quentin. Only strength and a little bit of luck."

Quentin: "Luck is for amateurs, Arnie! We're professionals! We make our own luck, one gloriously violent, dialogue-driven scene at a time!"