Arnold Schwarzenegger and Robert Downey Jr. are stuck in Museum Exhibit Malfunction and forced to have a deep conversation.

Setting: Inside a malfunctioning "Ancient Rome" exhibit, surrounded by toppled columns and flickering holographic gladiators.

1. Arnold: (Gravelly voice) "This exhibit...it's just like my political career, a grand vision gone completely...terminated. But we gotta adapt, right?"

2. RDJ: (Wryly) "Adapt? Arnold, darling, that's *my* middle name after addiction. I've adapted from coke to consciousness; this faux-Roman ruin is child's play."

3. Arnold: "Consciousness is like a muscle, you gotta pump it up. Otherwise, you're just another barbarian, smashing things without purpose."

4. RDJ: "Purpose, schmurpose. Sometimes the most profound thing you can do is simply survive the next screw-up, you know? Like this electromagnetic coliseum."

5. Arnold: "Survival is not enough. You must create, you must build...something lasting, not just another Iron Man suit."

6. RDJ: "But Arnold, the suit *is* lasting. It's a metaphor, see? We build our own armor against the world's gladiatorial games."

7. Arnold: "Armor is good, but vulnerability...that's where true strength lies. Showing your scars, that makes you a leader."

8. RDJ: "Scars are just cool tattoos with better stories, my friend. It's all about the narrative, the comeback kid angle."

9. Arnold: "Comebacks are easy. Legacy is hard. Building a world better than the one you found, that is the real challenge."

10. RDJ: "Alright, Arnie, alright. World-saving sounds exhausting. Let's just figure out how to get these holographic centurions to stop chasing us, then we can talk legacy over a green juice."