Bernie Sanders and Vin Diesel are stuck in Escape Room Malfunction and forced to have a deep conversation.

Bernie: This whole system is rigged, Vin! Just like our economy, these puzzles only benefit the one-percenters who can afford to brute-force their way through.

Vin: Family doesn't brute-force, Bernie. Family figures it out together, like gears in a busted engine, each part vital.

Bernie: But what about the folks left behind, Vin? The ones who don't have a "family" to rely on in these… escape room crises?

Vin: You gotta build your own family, Bernie. Find the people who believe in something bigger, something *real*.

Bernie: Real like Medicare for All, so nobody gets left to rot in a malfunctioning escape room, unable to afford the key?

Vin: Real like the love of a sister, a brother, someone willing to risk it all for the crew.

Bernie: But Vin, that love can't pay for insulin! It can't guarantee a roof over your head! We need systemic change, not just heartfelt connections.

Vin: Systemic change starts with one heart at a time, Bernie. One act of loyalty, one shared victory against the odds.

Bernie: So, you're saying family is the solution to… late-stage capitalism? I'm intrigued, but skeptical.

Vin: I'm saying family is fuel, Bernie. Fuel to drive that change you're talking about. Now, help me lift this damn grate!