Bernie Sanders and Warren Buffett are stuck in Flooded Subway Tunnel and forced to have a deep conversation.

Bernie: "This damn tunnel, like our rigged economy, is a perfect example of neglected infrastructure benefiting the few at the expense of the many, Warren!"

Warren: "Bernie, while I agree with the infrastructure deficit, the market’s inherent inefficiencies, like this flood, often present unique investment opportunities."

Bernie: "Investment opportunities? People are stranded, Warren! This isn't a game; it's a failure of societal priorities."

Warren: "But even in crisis, there's value. Think of the companies that will rebuild this, the stimulus it generates, the jobs."

Bernie: "Jobs that pay poverty wages while the CEOs rake in millions? That's the system we need to overhaul, not profit from its failings."

Warren: "The system may be flawed, Bernie, but philanthropy can bridge the gap, targeted investments can uplift communities in need."

Bernie: "Philanthropy is a band-aid on a gaping wound. We need systemic change, a guaranteed living wage, Medicare for All!"

Warren: "Guaranteed income can incentivize stagnation. We need to empower people to build wealth through opportunity and access to education."

Bernie: "Opportunity is a myth when the game is rigged. We need to break up the monopolies and redistribute the wealth."

Warren: "Perhaps, Bernie, but history shows that even the best-laid plans can be derailed by unforeseen events, like, say, a flooded subway."