Biggie and Homer Simpson are stuck in Library Locked-In Overnight and forced to have a deep conversation.

Here's their conversation:

1. Biggie: "Yo, Homer, locked in this dusty-ass library, feelin' like life's a closed book, know what I mean? Word."

2. Homer: "Mmm, closed books. Like when Marge hides the donuts from me. Is there a snack machine in this place, maybe with some...forbidden donuts?"

3. Biggie: "Nah, man, I'm talkin' bigger. Like, are we writin' our own stories, or just followin' the plot?"

4. Homer: "Plot? Sounds complicated. I just try not to spill beer on the couch, that's my main plot point."

5. Biggie: "See, that's the thing, though. Even that spills a consequence, a ripple. Every choice got a echo, even the small ones, ya heard?"

6. Homer: "Echoes...like when I yell 'D'OH!' and the Flanders' hear it? He always offers me lemonade."

7. Biggie: "Life ain't lemonade, Homie. It's more like a fine cognac, bitter, but worth savorin' the richness, even the burn."

8. Homer: "Cognac... sounds expensive. Does it go with donuts? Marge would kill me if I spent money on that."

9. Biggie: "It's about appreciating the journey, not just the destination. We all searchin' for somethin', even if it's just a donut."

10. Homer: "True, true. But seriously, Biggie, if we find donuts, you get the first bite. Respect."