Bill Nye And Sylvester Stallone In Shuttle Detour To An Unknown Planet
Bill Nye and Sylvester Stallone are stuck in Shuttle Detour to an Unknown Planet and forced to have a deep conversation.
Here's their conversation:
Bill Nye: (Adjusting his bow tie) Okay, Sly, the atmospheric readings are... less than ideal. We need to figure out this alien flora for breathable air. Science, people!
Sylvester Stallone: (Flexing a bicep) Air's a problem? In Philly, we used to call that "Tuesday." I've breathed worse fightin' Apollo Creed, ya know.
Bill Nye: But, Sly, this isn’t about grit! It’s about chemical compounds, photosynthesis, the very building blocks of life!
Sylvester Stallone: (Grumbling) Building blocks... like the steps I ran up in *Rocky*? Stamina's the key, Bill. You gotta want it.
Bill Nye: (Sighs) While I admire your tenacity, willpower won't convert carbon dioxide to oxygen, Sly. Think scientifically!
Sylvester Stallone: (Eyes narrowing) Science... is like training. You gotta push past the pain, the doubt. It's about the heart, Bill.
Bill Nye: (Gesturing wildly) The heart pumps blood! This is about understanding the elegant dance of electrons!
Sylvester Stallone: (Leaning closer) Elegant dance? Life ain't elegant, Bill. It's a slugfest. You gotta be ready to take a punch.
Bill Nye: But if we understand the punch, Sly, we can predict it, mitigate it, even avoid it! That's the power of knowledge!
Sylvester Stallone: (Nodding slowly) Okay, professor. Teach me how to dodge this planet's punch. Maybe this old dog can learn some new tricks.