Billie Eilish and Coco Chanel are stuck in Stuck in a Desert Gas Station and forced to have a deep conversation.

Here's their conversation:

Billie sighed, staring at a dusty magazine rack, "Ugh, this is my worst nightmare. Nothing authentic here, just…plastic."

Coco, adjusting her pearls despite the heat, retorted, "Authenticity, ma cherie, is about stripping away the unnecessary until only the essence remains, not necessarily rejecting synthetics."

Billie mumbled, "Easy for you to say, queen of bouclé. Everything's got a price, even 'essence'."

Coco raised an eyebrow, "Indeed. And the price of elegance is often discomfort. This heat, this…desolation, is quite inspiring, non?"

Billie scoffed, "Inspiring? It's just…blah. Like everyone trying to be original but ending up the same."

"Originality is in the unexpected juxtaposition, the pairing of the commonplace with the extraordinary," Coco declared, gesturing vaguely.

Billie crossed her arms, "So, like, pairing a gas station burrito with a Chanel handbag?"

Coco chuckled, a dry, rattling sound, "Precisely. It's the subversion of expectation that truly shocks and therefore, endures."

Billie nodded slowly, "So, like, embracing the weirdness, even when it's kinda gross?"

Coco smiled faintly, "Embrace it, my dear. It's where the real style—and the real survival—lies."