Christopher Walken and Mario are stuck in Stranded in a Lunar Base and forced to have a deep conversation.

1. Mario: (Gesturing wildly) Itsa no good, Walken! Thisa moon, she isa cold and... and... where's the mushrooms, huh? Where's the jumpin'?

2. Walken: (Staring intently into the middle distance) The mushrooms, Mario, they are a metaphor. For opportunity. And sometimes, opportunity... hides in plain sight. Like this low-gravity dust.

3. Mario: (Confused) Dust? I gotta clean it? I gotta rescue the Princess! There's no time for dust!

4. Walken: (Slowly turning his head) Time... is a construct. A prison of our own making. Princesses... they come and go. But the *silence* of the moon, Mario... that is eternal.

5. Mario: (Pacing) Eternal? Luigi gonna be worried! And what about the go-karts? We gotta race!

6. Walken: (Leans in close) Racing... is just escaping. But what are you escaping *from*, Mario? Think about it. The question... lingers.

7. Mario: (Scratches his head) Maybe... the turtles? They always give me the hard time.

8. Walken: (Nods sagely) The turtles... they are the obstacles. The challenges life throws at you. But without the obstacles... there is no *dance*.

9. Mario: (Eyes widening) The dance! Like when I jump on the Koopa Troopas? That's a good dance!

10. Walken: (With a slight smile) Yes, Mario. A beautiful, brutal dance. On the cold, unforgiving stage... of the moon.