Donald Trump And Homer Simpson In Stranded Ferris Wheel Ride
Donald Trump and Homer Simpson are stuck in Stranded Ferris Wheel Ride and forced to have a deep conversation.
Here's their conversation:
Trump: This is a disaster! The worst Ferris wheel, a total loser Ferris wheel! Iām telling you, folks, they don't make 'em like they used to.
Homer: Mmm, Ferris wheel...at least there's a good view of the donut shop from up here, if I squint.
Trump: View? I built buildings with *better* views! This is about competence, Homer, something this country is desperately lacking.
Homer: Competence, schmompetence. As long as the beer's cold and the couch is comfy, I'm good to go, pal.
Trump: You see, that's the problem! No ambition! No desire to make things *great* again!
Homer: Great again? I dunno, seems pretty great when I'm not stuck on a stupid, spinning torture device.
Trump: This is an opportunity, a chance to reflect on the strength of the American spirit, the...the *tremendousness* of it all!
Homer: Tremendousness? More like tremendous boredom. I wish Marge packed me a Duff.
Trump: You know, Homer, you remind me of myself, a little...a regular guy, fighting the system. Except I win, a lot.
Homer: Doh! Maybe if you stopped bragging and helped us get down, we could both be winners, buddy.