Donald Trump and Tom Hanks are stuck in Escape Room Malfunction and forced to have a deep conversation.

"This room is rigged, folks, totally rigged! Probably by the radical left, trying to make me look bad," Trump boomed, eyeing the flickering lights.

"Now, Donald, jumping to conclusions won't get us out of here," Hanks countered, adjusting his glasses. "Let's observe, find the common thread."

"Common thread? The common thread is Crooked Hillary's still trying to sabotage me, even in an escape room!" Trump scoffed.

"Donald, look, every story, every challenge, has a core truth. Ours right now is escaping," Hanks said softly, examining a strange symbol.

"Truth? The truth is, I'm the only one who could have gotten us out of here by now, if they weren't sabotaging me!" Trump insisted.

"Perhaps," Hanks mused, "but sometimes, accepting help, even from someone you disagree with, reveals a path forward."

"Help? I don't need help from some Hollywood elite! I built a whole empire myself, okay?" Trump declared, puffing out his chest.

"Empires rise and fall, Donald. But human connection, that's what truly endures," Hanks replied, a gentle smile gracing his face.

"Connection? These people are connecting to fake news and rigged elections! It's a disaster!" Trump lamented.

"Maybe," Hanks concluded, "but even in a disaster, there's always a chance for redemption, for a new beginning."