Ellen DeGeneres and Mahatma Gandhi are stuck in Cabin in a Snowstorm and forced to have a deep conversation.

Ellen: (Beaming, despite the blizzard) Okay, so, seriously, what's with all the snow? I mean, can't we just, like, *will* it away with some good vibes?

Gandhi: (Calmly spinning thread) Ah, the external storms often reflect the internal ones. Perhaps a moment of introspection is needed, not forced cheer.

Ellen: Introspection? But shouldn't we be, you know, *doing* something? Like, building a snowman or starting a dance-off?

Gandhi: Action without understanding is simply motion. True progress lies in understanding the root of our discomfort.

Ellen: Okay, deep. But doesn't non-violence sometimes feel... passive? Like, wouldn't a good snowball fight make this situation hilarious?

Gandhi: Non-violence is not passive, it is the strongest force. It disarms the opponent by refusing to engage in their game.

Ellen: I guess. So, like, you're saying we find inner peace by, like, not throwing snowballs at each other?

Gandhi: Peace is not merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice and understanding within ourselves.

Ellen: Alright, alright. So, to be truly happy, we gotta be just and understanding. Now, *that* I can get behind.

Gandhi: Indeed. And perhaps, after inner peace is found, then a friendly snowball fight can be enjoyed with a clear conscience.