Ellen DeGeneres and Socrates are stuck in Remote Lighthouse During a Storm and forced to have a deep conversation.

Here's their imagined conversation:

Ellen: Okay, so, seriously, isn't this storm just like, a *metaphor* for all the chaos in the world right now? You know?

Socrates: Indeed, Ellen, but is the chaos truly "out there," or does it reflect the untamed storm within each individual soul?

Ellen: Whoa, deep! But like, how do we even *find* that inner calm? Is it meditation? Kombucha? I need answers!

Socrates: Perhaps, Ellen, it begins with recognizing our own ignorance, acknowledging what we *think* we know, and questioning it relentlessly.

Ellen: Okay, Socrates, but questioning everything is exhausting! Can't we just, like, dance it out? A little jig to truth?

Socrates: While physical movement may be a pleasant diversion, true understanding requires rigorous intellectual pursuit.

Ellen: See, that's where we differ! I think happiness is the *real* truth. Doesn't that count for something?

Socrates: Happiness, if pursued without virtue and wisdom, is but a fleeting illusion, a shadow play on the wall of the cave.

Ellen: Whoa, dude, lighten up! I think the point is just to be kind. Kindness *is* wisdom, right?

Socrates: Kindness, Ellen, is a noble sentiment, but without understanding its roots and implications, it can be easily misled.