Ellen DeGeneres and Taylor Swift are stuck in Stranded in a Lunar Base and forced to have a deep conversation.

Here's their conversation:

Ellen: Well, this is awkward. At least the moon rocks are cruelty-free, right? I mean, nobody lived here... probably.

Taylor: (Sighs) Awkward is an understatement, Ellen. This whole situation feels like a metaphor for something, like a really long, drawn-out bridge.

Ellen: A bridge to nowhere, maybe? But hey, at least we have each other. What's the most empowering thing you've learned, Taylor?

Taylor: That owning your narrative, even when it's messy and lunar-landscape-desolate, is the only way to truly feel free. What about you, Ellen?

Ellen: Kindness, definitely. But also, knowing when to pivot, like when your lunar base oxygen is running low. You know, just keep dancing!

Taylor: I guess you're right, even in space, you have to shake it off. Do you think the universe has a plan for all this?

Ellen: I don't know about a plan, but I do know that laughter is universal, even on the dark side of the moon.

Taylor: Maybe this is our chance to write a really epic song together, something about finding your voice among the stars.

Ellen: I love that idea! We could call it "Lunar Lullaby" or "Starlight Serenade"! Now, about getting us off this giant rock...

Taylor: Okay, but first, let's promise each other we'll write that song, no matter what happens. Deal?