Elvis Presley and Hayao Miyazaki are stuck in Escape Room Malfunction and forced to have a deep conversation.

Here's their conversation:

Elvis: "Well, hunka hunka burnin' puzzles, this ain't no jailhouse rock! Feels like a whole lotta shakin' goin' on, but not the good kind, y'know?"

Miyazaki: "The intricate clockwork mechanisms...they remind me of the futility of man's obsession with control, like trying to cage the wind."

Elvis: "Control, huh? Honey, I learned early on, the only thing you can control is your own swivelin' hips and maybe what kinda peanut butter's on your sandwich."

Miyazaki: "But the beauty…it lies in the fleeting moments, the gentle breeze rustling through the bamboo forest, the brief spark of understanding."

Elvis: "Spark of understanding...like when I finally figured out what the Colonel wanted from me? Still searchin' for that, friend."

Miyazaki: "We are all searching, Graceland and the spirit world alike are landscapes of yearning."

Elvis: "Yearnin'… yeah, I yearned for somethin' real, somethin' beyond the screaming fans and the blue suede shoes."

Miyazaki: "Perhaps the real escape is not from this room, but from the cages we build within ourselves, the smoky gears of our expectations."

Elvis: "Expectations...that's a dangerous game, like tryin' to outrun a hound dog on a hot summer day. You're gonna get bit."

Miyazaki: "So, we must look within, find the Totoro in our hearts, and use that childlike wonder to unlock the next hidden door."