Freddie Mercury and Warren Buffett are stuck in Museum Exhibit Malfunction and forced to have a deep conversation.

Here's their conversation:

1. Freddie: (Gesturing dramatically at a malfunctioning robotic dinosaur) Darling, even *I* haven't seen a performance this disastrous since my first attempt at opera!

2. Warren: (Calmly adjusting his glasses) Well, Freddie, even a broken clock is right twice a day; there’s likely a recoverable asset buried in this mechanical beast.

3. Freddie: Recoverable? I'm thinking a fiery explosion of artistic frustration! Life is too short for second-rate velociraptors, Warren.

4. Warren: Opportunity costs, Freddie, opportunity costs. Think of the energy wasted in that explosion when we could be analyzing its parts for value.

5. Freddie: Value? It's a glorified paperweight now! What's the point of accumulating wealth if not for a bit of glorious, flamboyant excess?

6. Warren: The point, my friend, is compounding. Excess comes and goes, but a solid foundation provides security and enables future opportunities, even for excess.

7. Freddie: Security? I prefer living on the edge of fabulousness! But, I suppose even a Queen needs a stable kingdom, doesn't she?

8. Warren: Precisely! Think of your royalties as dividends, Freddie. Reinvest a portion, and your empire will only grow, ensuring a legacy beyond measure.

9. Freddie: A legacy... yes, darling, that's the real stage, isn't it? More important than any diamond-encrusted microphone, perhaps.

10. Warren: (Smiling slightly) Perhaps. Now, about the scrap metal value of that dinosaur...shall we make a deal?