Gandalf and Peter Griffin are stuck in Library Locked-In Overnight and forced to have a deep conversation.

"Good heavens, Gandalf, another all-nighter? This reminds me of that time I was trapped in the Drunken Clam, except instead of beer, it's just...books. Heh."

"Indeed, Peter. Though these tomes hold more power than any ale; knowledge, after all, is a weapon sharper than any sword."

"Weapon? More like a really heavy paperweight. Lois keeps yelling at me to read more, but what's the point when Family Guy reruns exist?"

"The point, my dear Peter, is to understand the world, to see beyond the immediate gratification and perceive the deeper currents flowing beneath."

"Currents? Sounds like a good excuse to go fishing. Remember that time I caught a three-eyed fish? Freakin' hilarious!"

"Such distractions are fleeting, Peter. True joy lies in striving for something greater than oneself, a purpose beyond mere amusement."

"Purpose? Like what? Making sure the TV remote's always within reach? That's pretty important, Gandalf, I ain't gonna lie."

"Perhaps. But consider the stories held within these walls, the tales of heroism, sacrifice, and the enduring power of hope against darkness."

"Darkness? You mean like when the power goes out and I can't find the damn flashlight? Yeah, that's pretty dark, alright."

"No, Peter. I speak of the darkness within ourselves, the choices we make, the paths we choose. It is never too late to choose wisely, even for a hobbit...err, Griffin."