George Lucas and Mike Tyson are stuck in Library Locked-In Overnight and forced to have a deep conversation.

Here's how the conversation might go:

1. Lucas: You know, Mike, even with all the Force powers and lightsabers, it's still about the choices we make, the internal battles we fight.

2. Tyson: Internal battles, yeah...like when I gotta decide whether to eat the whole darn cake or just one slice, man. That's a real fight.

3. Lucas: It's about controlling your inner darkness, channeling that raw energy into something constructive, something that inspires.

4. Tyson: Inspire? I inspired a lot of guys to stay down when I knocked 'em out, that's for sure. Fear inspires, too, right?

5. Lucas: Fear can motivate, but hope, that's the true power, the thing that gets us through the Sarlaac Pit, so to speak.

6. Tyson: Sarlaac...sounds like some kinda crazy pigeon I used to keep. But hope...yeah, I hoped I'd win every fight, even when I was bitin' ears.

7. Lucas: Every story, every life, is a hero's journey, facing trials, overcoming obstacles, finding redemption, sometimes in the most unlikely places.

8. Tyson: Redemption...like when I gave Evander Holyfield back his ear piece? Nah, I'm just playin'.

9. Lucas: It's never too late to rewrite your story, Mike. The Force is in all of us, waiting to be awakened, to create something new.

10. Tyson: Awakened, huh? Maybe I'll awaken my inner artist, start sculptin' pigeons...powerful, ear-bitin' pigeons.