George Washington And Kanye West In Shuttle Detour To An Unknown Planet
George Washington and Kanye West are stuck in Shuttle Detour to an Unknown Planet and forced to have a deep conversation.
George Washington: Mr. West, this contraption seems a far cry from my humble carriage; I confess, I find myself quite bewildered.
Kanye West: Yo, George, it's all about pushing boundaries, breaking the mold. This ain't just a ride, it's a statement.
George Washington: A statement, you say? Surely, a stable republic and adherence to civic virtue are the loudest statements one can make.
Kanye West: Nah, George, legacy is built on innovation, on being the first, the best, the *only*. Like, who else can rock a spacesuit and a revolutionary spirit?
George Washington: I endeavored to establish a nation where liberty and justice would reign supreme, a beacon for all mankind.
Kanye West: See, that's fire, George! But you gotta *own* that beacon, shine so bright they can't ignore you. It's all about the brand, man.
George Washington: The brand, as you call it, must be built upon unwavering integrity and a commitment to the common good.
Kanye West: Common good? Word. But the common good needs a visionary, someone to tell 'em what they *really* want, before they even know it.
George Washington: I fear such hubris could lead to tyranny, a path I swore an oath to forever oppose.
Kanye West: Tyranny is being trapped in the same old box, George. I'm breaking chains, one intergalactic voyage at a time.