George Washington and Michael Jordan are stuck in Underground Metro System Failure and forced to have a deep conversation.

George Washington: "A most unfortunate circumstance, this cessation of transport. It reminds me of the logistical challenges faced during Valley Forge."

Michael Jordan: "Challenges? Man, this is more like missing the game-winning shot. No excuse, gotta find a way to get back on the court, or in this case, above ground."

George Washington: "Patience, Mr. Jordan, is a virtue. Hasty actions rarely yield favorable results. A clear head is paramount."

Michael Jordan: "Clear head? Coach woulda said, 'Dominate the situation! Find a solution! Don't let the problem dominate you!'"

George Washington: "Indeed, initiative is crucial. Perhaps a survey of our fellow travelers will reveal some shared knowledge of this… Metro System."

Michael Jordan: "Knowledge? I'm thinking more like leverage. Someone's gotta know how to get us outta here, and I'm good at finding that 'someone.'"

George Washington: "Such confidence is admirable, though I urge caution. Liberty requires both strength and restraint."

Michael Jordan: "Restraint? Nah, it's about seizing the moment. Every possession counts, even down here in the dark."

George Washington: "A worthy sentiment, Mr. Jordan. May we apply your competitive spirit to a dignified and reasoned solution."

Michael Jordan: "Reasoned? Look, General, we're stuck in a tunnel. Time to stop strategizing and start finding the escape route. Let's get to work!"