Homer Simpson and Robert Downey Jr. are stuck in Underground Metro System Failure and forced to have a deep conversation.

Homer: Doh! This whole system's a bigger mess than my brain after a Duff binge! Maybe if we pray to the donut gods, they'll send a rescue team.

RDJ: Relax, Simpson. Catastrophes are just opportunities for reinvention. Think of this as a forced sobriety, a chance to confront our demons, underground, literally.

Homer: Demons? All I see are rats and the faint smell of hot dogs. My demon is hunger, and he's winning!

RDJ: No, Homer, the demons of self-doubt, of missed potential, the ghosts of bad choices... they haunt us all, even me, Iron Man.

Homer: Iron Man? You’re just a dude in a suit! My superpower is eating an entire pizza in one sitting. That’s way more useful right now.

RDJ: Utility is subjective, my friend. But tell me, does that pizza-eating prowess bring you genuine fulfillment, or is it merely a distraction from the void?

Homer: Hmm... maybe a little of both. But mostly, it just tastes really good. This "void" sounds like something Marge would make me talk about.

RDJ: Marge sounds like a grounding force. We all need one, someone to pull us back from the precipice of our own destructive tendencies.

Homer: She does keep me from strangling Bart... most of the time. But right now, I just need a big, juicy burger.

RDJ: Perhaps that burger represents something deeper, Homer. A yearning for simpler times, a craving for the familiar comfort of a life not fully realized. Now, let's find an emergency exit.