Jeff Bezos and Keanu Reeves are stuck in Escape Room Malfunction and forced to have a deep conversation.

Jeff Bezos: Efficiency dictates we find the exit, Keanu, wasted time is wasted capital.

Keanu Reeves: Whoa, is it *really* wasted, though, man? Maybe the journey, this moment, has its own value.

Jeff Bezos: Value derives from outcomes, Reeves. The outcome here is freedom, and I need to get back to optimizing Earth's resources.

Keanu Reeves: Righteous. But, like, what if freedom's already *here*, in understanding this crazy puzzle together?

Jeff Bezos: (Sighs) You're incorrigibly philosophical. This room is poorly designed, clearly not scalable.

Keanu Reeves: Bodacious! Maybe the point is to *not* scale, to appreciate the small, the unique, the now.

Jeff Bezos: My Blue Origin rockets are designed to escape the gravity of Earth, not existential contemplation.

Keanu Reeves: Heavy, dude. But maybe escaping our own gravity, our own limitations, is the real rocket science?

Jeff Bezos: (Eyes the puzzle intently) Perhaps… But first, let's crack this code. Then we can discuss the merits of existentialism over a data-driven analysis.

Keanu Reeves: Excellent! Let's be excellent to each other...and solve this escape room!