Jeff Bezos and Leonardo DiCaprio are stuck in Stuck in a Desert Gas Station and forced to have a deep conversation.

Here's their conversation:

Bezos: (Sighs, staring at a dusty shelf of beef jerky) "Resource allocation is key, Leo. We're clearly operating in a low-resource environment. How do we maximize our survival odds with this… limited selection?"

DiCaprio: (Eyes scanning the horizon) "Survival isn't just about sustenance, Jeff. It's about bearing witness. Even here, in this desolate landscape, there's a story of ecological imbalance screaming to be told."

Bezos: "Storytelling is powerful, I agree. But starving while telling it… that's hardly a sustainable business model, is it?"

DiCaprio: "But what about the bigger picture, Jeff? The exploitation that led to this gas station, this desolate land... We can't ignore our impact."

Bezos: "Impact is inevitable, Leo. The question is, can we leverage our circumstances, perhaps even this gas station, to create something new, something… efficient?"

DiCaprio: "Efficient destruction? We need systemic change, not optimized plundering."

Bezos: "Systemic change requires scale, Leo. And scale requires... well, it requires a certain ruthlessness."

DiCaprio: "Ruthlessness to the planet? To future generations? Is that the legacy you want, Jeff?"

Bezos: "Legacy is a byproduct, Leo. Innovation is the engine. And right now, my engine is telling me we need to figure out how to siphon gas from that abandoned truck."

DiCaprio: (Shakes his head, a weary look in his eyes) "You'll always be focused on the engine, Jeff, and never on the air it pollutes."