Jennifer Lawrence and Mark Twain are stuck in Stuck in a Desert Gas Station and forced to have a deep conversation.

Here's how I envision their conversation:

1. Jennifer: Ugh, another dusty gas station. Seriously, are we in a movie, or is this just my life now?

2. Twain: Well now, Miss Lawrence, ain't this a fine kettle of fish? Seems Providence has decided to teach us a lesson in patience.

3. Jennifer: Patience? I have deadlines, Twain! I need a cell signal and a double espresso, stat.

4. Twain: Deadlines, eh? Seems to me, chasing after tomorrow robs you blind of today's simple pleasures, like observing the irony of a 'Road Runner' cartoon on that broken television.

5. Jennifer: Irony? It's just a cartoon, a distraction from this existential dread. I'm supposed to be changing the world, one poorly lit red carpet at a time.

6. Twain: Changing the world? A noble ambition, child. But I've found the world mostly changes you, whether you're ready for it or not.

7. Jennifer: So, what, we just accept the absurdity? Settle for lukewarm coffee and existential sighs?

8. Twain: Absurdity is the spice of life, my dear. Without it, we'd all be puppets dancing to a predictable tune.

9. Jennifer: I guess... but puppets get better outfits. Maybe I should've brought my stylist.

10. Twain: Ah, vanity. A human failing, perhaps, but one that keeps the tailors in business, and gives us something to chuckle about when we're stuck in a desert gas station.