Joe Rogan and Shakespeare are stuck in Abandoned Amusement Park Overnight and forced to have a deep conversation.

Joe Rogan: Whoa, this place is seriously creepy, man. Makes you think about the fleeting nature of joy, ya know? Like, one minute you're screaming on the rollercoaster, next minute, total oblivion.

Shakespeare: Aye, oblivion, the undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveller returns. This 'rollercoaster,' then, a metaphor for life's tempestuous journey?

Joe Rogan: Totally, dude! Like, are we even in control? Or are we just meat puppets on some cosmic ride?

Shakespeare: A profound query! Is man master of his fate, or a mere player, strutting and fretting his hour upon the stage?

Joe Rogan: I always wonder about that, man. Do we have free will or is it all just pre-determined? Like, if I eat this elk jerky, was it always meant to happen?

Shakespeare: Hmmm, predestination! Such queries have vexed philosophers and kings alike. But I'll tell you, elk jerky doth sound rather... savage.

Joe Rogan: Savage indeed! It's primal, man. Connects you to something deeper than this abandoned junk. What is it about the primal that is so appealing?

Shakespeare: The primal, 'tis the wellspring of our passions, our desires, our very being. 'Tis the untamed beast that lies dormant within us all.

Joe Rogan: That's deep, Shakespeare! So, are you saying we should embrace our inner beast?

Shakespeare: To embrace the beast, yet temper it with reason. For in the balance, Rogan, lies the true art of being human.