Joe Rogan and Tony Stark are stuck in Flooded Subway Tunnel and forced to have a deep conversation.

"So, Tony, you think this whole climate change thing is, like, legit real, man?" Rogan asked, wading deeper into the murky water.

Stark scoffed, his arc reactor dimly illuminating the tunnel. "Real? Rogan, I practically *invented* the solution, I just can't get these bureaucrats to stop fiddling while Rome floods, or in this case, New York drowns."

"But what about personal responsibility, Tony? Shouldn't we all be doing, like, cold plunges and hunting our own food to reduce our footprint?"

"Look, Joe, I'm building a sustainable energy future, not a Walden Pond remake. Efficiency, not sacrifice, is the answer."

"You ever thought about DMT, Tony? Maybe it could give you a new perspective on all this," Rogan pondered, scratching his beard.

Stark chuckled, "I've built interdimensional travel tech, Rogan. Pretty sure my perspective is already expanded."

"But is it *meaningful*, Tony? Are you truly happy, or just distracted by shiny things?" Rogan pressed.

"Happiness is a construct, Joe. Purpose, however, is a goddamn power source, and mine is fixing this mess."

"So, you're saying you're basically a benevolent dictator, saving the world whether we like it or not?" Rogan inquired, raising an eyebrow.

"Precisely, Rogan. Now, help me find a dry spot to hack this subway system, because I'm pretty sure I can rig it to pump this water back into the East River, and then we can talk about elk meat."