Johnny Depp and Rihanna are stuck in Underground Bunker in a False Alarm and forced to have a deep conversation.

Here's their conversation:

1. Johnny: (Stroking his beard thoughtfully) Well, love, another false alarm, eh? Reminds me of the fickle nature of fortune, doesn't it?

2. Rihanna: (Scoffs, filing her nails) Fortune ain't fickle, Johnny. It's earned. This bunker, though? Waste of good champagne time.

3. Johnny: Champagne time is always precious, but perhaps this forced pause allows us to see the shadows dancing in the corners of our souls.

4. Rihanna: Shadows only come out when the light dims. My light's always on, brighter than any damn diamond.

5. Johnny: But even diamonds, my dear, reflect light, not create it. Where does *your* light truly originate?

6. Rihanna: From hustlin', Johnny. From turnin' pain into power and not givin' a damn what nobody thinks.

7. Johnny: Ah, a beautiful rebellion. But does that rebellion ever tire, ever crave the quiet embrace of vulnerability?

8. Rihanna: Vulnerability's a luxury I can't afford. Being Rihanna means building walls, not tearing them down.

9. Johnny: Walls can become prisons, love. Perhaps true strength lies in showing the cracks, the imperfections... the authentic self.

10. Rihanna: (Looking up, a flicker of something in her eyes) Maybe. But tonight, I'm just grateful this ain't no real apocalypse, and the liquor store is still open.