Kanye West and Tina Fey are stuck in Submarine on Lockdown and forced to have a deep conversation.

Kanye: This submersible is a flawed design, frankly. I could've revolutionized it. Imagine the YEEZY sub, sculpted from sustainable algae, completely silent.

Tina: Okay, Kanye, I get it, you're the submarine whisperer. But right now, I'm more concerned with how much oxygen we have left than the aesthetics of marine transportation.

Kanye: Oxygen is just a limitation of the current paradigm. We need to breathe creativity, manifest a new atmosphere of pure inspiration!

Tina: (Dryly) Right. I'll add "manifest oxygen" to my to-do list, right after "figure out how to make a duct tape periscope."

Kanye: Duct tape is a Band-Aid on a broken soul. We need innovation, Tina! To truly connect with the divine underwater consciousness.

Tina: You know, I once played a woman who thought she could see Sarah Palin from her house. This is giving me similar vibes.

Kanye: Palin's a distraction. We're talking about transcendence, about escaping the Matrix, about finding the perfect beat within the ocean's rhythm.

Tina: And I'm talking about the fact that my bladder is about to transcend this submersible. Is there, like, a designated pee corner in this thing?

Kanye: Necessity is the mother of invention. Perhaps we can use your... biological output... to power a revolutionary algae-based energy source.

Tina: (Sighs) You know what, Kanye? Maybe being eaten by a kraken wouldn't be so bad after all.