Karl Marx and Neil deGrasse Tyson are stuck in Abandoned Amusement Park Overnight and forced to have a deep conversation.

Marx: This decaying spectacle perfectly embodies late-stage capitalism, Tyson; the remnants of exploited labor, now rusting under a uncaring cosmos.

Tyson: Indeed, Herr Marx, but these rusted structures are also governed by the same immutable laws of physics that bind galaxies; entropy inevitably claims all.

Marx: But entropy in society is not natural, Tyson; it's engineered by the bourgeoisie to concentrate wealth and power.

Tyson: While societal structures are undeniably complex, the universe operates under principles far older and more fundamental than any economic system.

Marx: Tell me, if the universe is indifferent, then where does the impetus for social justice arise, if not from our material conditions and class consciousness?

Tyson: The human capacity for empathy, perhaps, a byproduct of evolution that allowed cooperative survival in the face of cosmic indifference.

Marx: Empathy alone is insufficient, Tyson; it requires the forceful seizure of the means of production to truly alleviate suffering.

Tyson: Yet, even revolutions must adhere to the laws of thermodynamics; energy is finite, and chaos often ensues.

Marx: But from chaos, Tyson, arises new orders, just as new stars are born from the collapse of nebulae, a dialectical process!

Tyson: A compelling analogy, Herr Marx, though I suspect the universe cares little for our dialectics, only for the elegant dance of gravity and spacetime.