Antonin Scalia and Leon Trotsky are stuck in Vault in a Bank Heist and forced to have a deep conversation.

Here's how Scalia and Trotsky might converse during a bank heist gone sideways:

1. Scalia: "This whole debacle, comrade, is a perfect illustration of the inherent flaws in relying on subjective interpretations of 'need' – a bank vault's contents are property, plainly stated!"

2. Trotsky: "Property, Scalia? A vulgar fetish! This vault represents the frozen surplus value, the lifeblood of the proletariat unjustly hoarded by capitalist pigs!"

3. Scalia: "Hogwash! The text of the Constitution protects private ownership, regardless of your utopian fantasies; it's a fundamental right, demonstrably clear."

4. Trotsky: "The Constitution! A bourgeois document designed to perpetuate the very inequalities we're attempting to dismantle, albeit clumsily, in this moment!"

5. Scalia: "Clumsy is an understatement; your revolutionary zeal lacks the rigorous logic of original intent – a recipe for chaos, just like this botched robbery!"

6. Trotsky: "Chaos is merely the midwife of progress, Scalia! The old order must crumble before the new socialist man can emerge from the ashes!"

7. Scalia: "But where in the natural law does it say that your particular vision of the 'new man' is superior, or even desirable? It's pure, unadulterated hubris!"

8. Trotsky: "It's historical materialism, you reactionary! The dialectic of class struggle inevitably leads to the victory of the proletariat!"

9. Scalia: "Inevitably? Such deterministic claptrap ignores the power of individual liberty and free will – the very cornerstones of a just society!"

10. Trotsky: "Liberty for whom, Scalia? The oppressor class to continue exploiting the masses? No, liberty must be earned through revolutionary action!"