Arnold Schwarzenegger and C.S. Lewis are stuck in Submarine on Lockdown and forced to have a deep conversation.

Here's how their conversation might go:

1. Arnold: "This metal box, it's like life, ya? We are all trapped, but it's what we build inside that matters, not the iron walls."

2. Lewis: "Indeed, Governor. This confinement mirrors the soul's battle; the real prison is the one we construct with our own despair."

3. Arnold: "Despair is for losers! We pump iron, we pump hope. We find the will to escape, even if it is only in here." *gestures to his head*

4. Lewis: "But is escape the ultimate goal, or is it transformation? Perhaps this trial is meant to refine us, like gold in the furnace."

5. Arnold: "Refine? I already refined! Seven-time Mr. Olympia! But I get your meaning. You must *become* the hero, not just *find* him."

6. Lewis: "Precisely! To confront the darkness, we must cultivate the Light within, even in the deepest, darkest trenches of the sea."

7. Arnold: "The darkness...it tempts you with the easy way. But easy is never the right way. No pain, no gain, even in the soul."

8. Lewis: "Yes, the easy path leads to the broad road, but the narrow gate, though arduous, leads to enduring joy. A paradox, isn't it?"

9. Arnold: "Joy is like a muscle. You gotta work it. You gotta find the positive, even when the torpedoes are coming, or you'll never be back."

10. Lewis: "Then let us, amidst the metallic clang and watery abyss, cultivate that joy, and become, through grace and grit, truly unbreakable."