Confucius and Shakespeare are stuck in Trapped Elevator in a Mine Shaft and forced to have a deep conversation.

Confucius: "To be trapped thus, is a disruption of harmony, yet a chance for reflection; how may we find balance amidst this metallic void?"

Shakespeare: "Ah, a cage of iron, a stage of despair! Is this a cruel jest, fortune's dark comedy played upon us, worthy sirs?"

Confucius: "A noble man adapts; resentment solves nothing. Let us consider the virtues of patience and resourcefulness to effect our escape."

Shakespeare: "Resourcefulness? Hark, I have words, but no lever. My kingdom for a crowbar, to pry open this iron tomb!"

Confucius: "Words can move mountains, or at least, shift perceptions. Perhaps our combined wisdom can illuminate a path forward."

Shakespeare: "Indeed, old friend. But what are words against a cold, uncaring mechanism? Can a sonnet unlock steel?"

Confucius: "A single thread, continuously woven, becomes a strong rope. Our shared thoughts, carefully aligned, might unravel this predicament."

Shakespeare: "Then let us weave a tapestry of ideas! Perhaps a metaphor for our plight will reveal a hidden spring or lever."

Confucius: "The superior man seeks not to blame, but to understand. Let us analyze the workings of this conveyance, to find its weakness."

Shakespeare: "Agreed. For within this dark mine, as in life, the play is the thing, and we must find the exit from this mortal coil of machinery."