Elvis Presley And Tom Hanks In Submarine On Lockdown
Elvis Presley and Tom Hanks are stuck in Submarine on Lockdown and forced to have a deep conversation.
Elvis: "Well, shucks, Hanks, this here tin can ain't exactly Graceland, is it? Just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' metal."
Tom Hanks: "Elvis, my friend, even the most confined spaces can be stages for the human drama. Think of it as a really, really intense character study."
Elvis: "Character study? Honey, I've been studyin' characters my whole life. They either love you tender, or they wanna hound dog you."
Tom Hanks: "But it's about finding the *truth*, Elvis. The core. Like, what really matters when the pressure's on and you're staring into the abyss?"
Elvis: "Truth, huh? The truth is, I just wanna be back on dry land, eatin' a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich."
Tom Hanks: "More than that, I suspect. You've always yearned for connection, for people to see the real you, not just the legend."
Elvis: "Legend? That's just a rhinestone suit and a swivelin' hip, Tom. Inside, I'm just a Mississippi boy who misses his mama."
Tom Hanks: "And that vulnerability, that's the gold. That's what resonates. That's what keeps people talking, even when the submarine's sinking, metaphorically speaking."
Elvis: "So you're saying even in a leaky submarine, I can still shake things up, maybe change the world a little bit?"
Tom Hanks: "Elvis, you always have. Now let's figure out how to get us both out of this metal box and back to telling stories."