Joe Rogan and Ridley Scott are stuck in Submarine on Lockdown and forced to have a deep conversation.

Joe Rogan: "Woah, dude, being trapped down here really makes you think about, like, the fragility of everything, man. You know, the simulation theory and all that."

Ridley Scott: "Fragility? Nonsense. Humanity's survived worse. It's about adaptation, Rogan. Engineering solutions to existential threats – that's the narrative."

Joe Rogan: "But what if the threat is bigger than us? Like, a cosmic event, or some alien shit we can't even comprehend?"

Ridley Scott: "Aliens? I've *directed* alien threats. Fear is a tool, Rogan, to be wielded, to be understood. We dissect it, exploit it."

Joe Rogan: "Yeah, but dissecting fear in a movie is different than facing it, right? What about the primal urge to just, you know, *survive*?"

Ridley Scott: "Survival is inherent. But true existence is about *leaving a mark*. Creating something that echoes long after we're gone."

Joe Rogan: "So, you're saying even in the face of certain doom, it's all about the art, the legacy, the story?"

Ridley Scott: "Precisely. Even in this metal coffin, we're shaping our own narrative. How we react defines us."

Joe Rogan: "Damn, Ridley, you're making me feel like I should be documenting this for the podcast. This is some heavy shit, man."

Ridley Scott: "Document what you will, Rogan. But remember, the truth is subjective. The director always chooses the final cut."